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> A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and
> parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
>
> Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him
> about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some
> sleep but they persisted in hassling him to no end until finally he gave
> in.
>
> "OK!" he said with exasperation, "Follow me." and he flew out of the cave
> with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
>
> Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep
> forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered
> around him.
>
> "Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
>
> "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
>
> "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!" >>
>
>
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> An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, and
> chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a
> young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink, she turned
to
> the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>
> To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding
> cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am."
>
> After a short while, he asked her what she was.
>
> She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As
> soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower,
watch
> TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
>
> A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
>
> A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
>
> To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that
I'm
> a lesbian."
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